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1. Gardening section of Daily Telegraph, on Saturday 17th November 2001, shows full front page spread picture of pin-wheel rickshaw. 2. For another picture see;- http://tonylance.mybravenet.com/pinwheel.html 3. Both show load perfectly distributed. 4. Both are idealized pictures of a rickshaw that does not exist. 5. A 19th century cheque-book journalist requested a picture of an unnusual rickshaw, which was promised for tomorrow. 6. A portrait painter, a landscape artist and a cartoonist submitted quotes, which the cartoonist won. 7. A wheelborrow uses straight arm technology. 8. In common with a handcart, the so called pin-wheel rickshaw, uses bent arm technology. 9. It is physically impossible and so unviable. 10. This is a scientific cartoon, some work, some don't. Thank you, Tony Lance http://download.tiscali.be/files/dos...ttronici-1.htm DOS Spreadsheet Software Matrix freeware spreadsheet __________________________________________________ ______________ To get your free Web-based E-mail go to http://www.nandomail.com |
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(Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs http://tonylance.mybravenet.com/faculty.html Access page 600K ZIP file Astrophysics net ring Access site Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med 301 files from the second battle of cyberspace. Students Research Faculty 1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user) 10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user) 11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.) 12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.) 13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user) 18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user) Big Bertha Thing galios Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous? Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing chronicles Did you hear the one about the chinese historian, Wan Thing the Just, also called Just Wan Thing? 1. He does not exist. 2. He is a contradiction in terms. 3. He is a student of mythology. 4. You cannot write history by enforcing it. 5. Unofficial history is not an executable offense. 6. The errors and omissions page is bigger than the book. 7. He is a storyteller of the chinese diaspora. 8. Politics makes poor history. 9. He is a bigger liar than I am. 10.The father of lies, wishes he had written it. 11.The ancient greeks had the decency to call it myths and legends. 12.It is a 6000 year long political diatribe. 13.He invented '1984 newspeak.' 14.His name is mandarin, princeling and warlord. |
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A serious case of cross posting I think. Wee question for the outlook express users. When you reply to a post that is obviously crossposted do you get an option to post to all newsgroups or just the one you read to? Agent at least allows you to do this but it`s still not as good as my alltime fave newsreader but there we go, I`m not with that ISP. |
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"Chris wrote in message ... -------------snipped------------------- A serious case of cross posting I think. Wee question for the outlook express users. When you reply to a post that is obviously crossposted do you get an option to post to all newsgroups or just the one you read to? Agent at least allows you to do this but it`s still not as good as my alltime fave newsreader but there we go, I`m not with that ISP. When you click reply OE opens a window which shows the Newsgroups your post will go to, the subject, a blank line to enable you to send a copy to someone, and then the large box for your post which already includes the original and details so you can delete/add as much as you like to any or all of them. The only thing I find unhelpful is the automatic placing of the curser at the top but it's not a problem as I always delete most of the details etc. -- Bob www.pooleygreengrowers.org.uk/ about an Allotment site in Runnymede fighting for it's existence. |
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"Chris wrote in message ... -------------snipped------------------- A serious case of cross posting I think. Wee question for the outlook express users. When you reply to a post that is obviously crossposted do you get an option to post to all newsgroups or just the one you read to? Agent at least allows you to do this but it`s still not as good as my alltime fave newsreader but there we go, I`m not with that ISP. When you click reply OE opens a window which shows the Newsgroups your post will go to, the subject, a blank line to enable you to send a copy to someone, and then the large box for your post which already includes the original and details so you can delete/add as much as you like to any or all of them. The only thing I find unhelpful is the automatic placing of the curser at the top but it's not a problem as I always delete most of the details etc. -- Bob www.pooleygreengrowers.org.uk/ about an Allotment site in Runnymede fighting for it's existence. |
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UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory. 1. Every cheque book has a debit card. 2. You do not sign agreement for debit card. 3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled. 4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling. 5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier) 6. Cheque guarantee card included. 7. Cash Card included. 8. Phantom withdrawals included. 9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets. 10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals. 11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals. 12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it? 13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction? 14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for safe-keeping. (Escrow) 15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough. 16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous. 17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their official capacity, as per job description. 18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient for class action. |
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UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory. 1. Every cheque book has a debit card. 2. You do not sign agreement for debit card. 3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled. 4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling. 5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier) 6. Cheque guarantee card included. 7. Cash Card included. 8. Phantom withdrawals included. 9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets. 10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals. 11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals. 12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it? 13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction? 14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for safe-keeping. (Escrow) 15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough. 16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous. 17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their official capacity, as per job description. 18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient for class action. |
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"Tony Lance" wrote in message ... Big Bertha Thing debit UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory. 1. Every cheque book has a debit card. 2. You do not sign agreement for debit card. 3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled. 4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling. 5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier) 6. Cheque guarantee card included. 7. Cash Card included. 8. Phantom withdrawals included. 9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets. 10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals. 11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals. 12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it? 13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction? 14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for safe-keeping. (Escrow) 15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough. 16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous. 17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their official capacity, as per job description. 18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient for class action. Shouldn't you put on your tin-foil hat and take this over to alt.raving.nutcase.conspiracy-theorists? |
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(Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/faculty.html Access page 600K ZIP file Astrophysics net ring Access site Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med 301 files from the second battle of cyberspace. Students Research Faculty 1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user) 10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user) 11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.) 12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.) 13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user) 18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user) Big Bertha Thing galios Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous? Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing NASA II http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e...c 33f8ee2f,69 Hi James, Further to your above link, you have missed one or two sub-plots:- 1. Case documentation has been published on my web site. 2. My nbci web site has been closed. 3. You did not do this. 4. The opposition did it. (3rd Battle of Cyberspace) 5. You do not believe the opposition exists. 6. All Big Bertha Thing postings on that Saturday had the same prefix. 7. NASA would tell you to shut up. 8. Thank you for calling me Tony. 9. There is no problem my end. 10. A rocket scientist counts double. 11. John Prescott, Minister of the Crown counts double. 12. Ken Livingstone, Mayor of Greater London counts double. 13. Both have appointed directors to LPFA. (see mayor) http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/mayor.html 14. Pensions Ombudsman's judgements cannot be enforced on these directors. 15. Magna Carta does not apply; they are above the law. 16. It is feudal personal political patronage; all opticians to a man. Thank you, Tony Lance http://users.mweb.co.za/d/da/dalen/tclockex.htm PC Date, Time and Systems Monitor Keep site owners from using too much of your computer systems resources, with free software. Systems info:- dd/MM/yy h':'m'Sy'S'CP'C'MM'L When Sys is equal to zero, then windows crashes due to shortage of resources. Use Ctrl Alt Del to restart. |
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(Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/faculty.html Access page 600K ZIP file Astrophysics net ring Access site Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med 301 files from the second battle of cyberspace. Students Research Faculty 1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user) 10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user) 11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.) 12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.) 13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user) 18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user) Big Bertha Thing galios Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous? Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing filter On sci.astro I just had a look at Xnews killfile.(14/7/01) There are one or two problems. 1. Free NNTP server access is a Warez activity. 2. PGP probably has a CIA back door. 3. Bertha subject filter will be valid for the duration. 4. NTK.net suggests killfile needs to be too big. 5. 301 files most wanted list is represented by precious few. 6. Killfile is part of the problem, not the solution. 7. NTK.net advocates invitation only filter. 8. NTK.net regrets the victims whose innocent postings are deleted. 9. Xnews is free and written by Luu Tran. (news.software.readers) 10. Filter is two-edged sword. (censorship and persecution) 11. Linux type collaboration is worst case scenario. 12. For solution see Big Bertha Thing format,as follows:- http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/format.html Thank you, Tony Lance RPN Scientific Calculator Software http://archives.math.utk.edu/softwar...s/jkcalc/.html JKCalc Reverse Polish Notation scientific calculator, with QUAD precision. free |
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(Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/faculty.html Access page 600K ZIP file Astrophysics net ring Access site Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med 301 files from the second battle of cyberspace. Students Research Faculty 1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user) 10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user) 11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.) 12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.) 13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user) 18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user) Big Bertha Thing galios Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous? Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing corporate 1. What happened to the guys on the most wanted list? 2. Corporate America opened fire with an industrial strength denial of service attack. 3. It was complete with worm virus. 4. 150K mailbox postings. 5. Daily basis. 6. Unlimited smtp mailboxes and names. 7. Ownership of smtp mailbox provider. 8. This is a proprietorial interest in Usenet newsgroup postings. 9. Big Bertha is now on the list. 10. A sustainable defense would be nice. 11. When the guns fall silent, the battle will be over. 12. There were enough shells for 42 months, without recycling. Big Bertha Thing binary The defense is of course binary; the old one two. You need two filters. The first blocks mailbox entry and strips out the from mailbox address, for disclosure. It uses mailbox address or sufix to select postings. The second uses partial strings. Any portion of the mailbox address or subject line to select postings. It flags them as deleted and moves them to the trashcan. The trashcan auto-deletes before the mailbox fills up. Lastly you need vacation auto-reply and a mailing list, with an smtp mailbox. The replies from auto reply tell you which mailboxes are closed. The mailing list replies confirms which mailboxes are open. NB There may be another case with the same protaganist:- http://groups.google.com/groups?selm...&output=gplain |
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(Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/faculty.html Access page 600K ZIP file Astrophysics net ring Access site Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med 301 files from the second battle of cyberspace. Students Research Faculty 1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user) 10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user) 11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.) 12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.) 13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user) 18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user) Big Bertha Thing galios Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous? Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing debit UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory. 1. Every cheque book has a debit card. 2. You do not sign agreement for debit card. 3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled. 4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling. 5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier) 6. Cheque guarantee card included. 7. Cash Card included. 8. Phantom withdrawals included. 9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets. 10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals. 11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals. 12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it? 13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction? 14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for safe-keeping. (Escrow) 15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough. 16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous. 17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their official capacity, as per job description. 18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient for class action. |
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(Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/faculty.html Access page 600K ZIP file Astrophysics net ring Access site Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med 301 files from the second battle of cyberspace. Students Research Faculty 1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user) 10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user) 11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.) 12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.) 13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user) 18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user) Big Bertha Thing galios Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous? Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing debit UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory. 1. Every cheque book has a debit card. 2. You do not sign agreement for debit card. 3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled. 4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling. 5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier) 6. Cheque guarantee card included. 7. Cash Card included. 8. Phantom withdrawals included. 9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets. 10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals. 11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals. 12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it? 13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction? 14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for safe-keeping. (Escrow) 15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough. 16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous. 17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their official capacity, as per job description. 18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient for class action. |
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(Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/faculty.html Access page 600K ZIP file Astrophysics net ring Access site Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med 301 files from the second battle of cyberspace. Students Research Faculty 1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user) 10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user) 11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.) 12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.) 13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.) 17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user) 18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user) Big Bertha Thing galios Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous? Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing chronicles Did you hear the one about the chinese historian, Wan Thing the Just, also called Just Wan Thing? 1. He does not exist. 2. He is a contradiction in terms. 3. He is a student of mythology. 4. You cannot write history by enforcing it. 5. Unofficial history is not an executable offense. 6. The errors and omissions page is bigger than the book. 7. He is a storyteller of the chinese diaspora. 8. Politics makes poor history. 9. He is a bigger liar than I am. 10.The father of lies, wishes he had written it. 11.The ancient greeks had the decency to call it myths and legends. 12.It is a 6000 year long political diatribe. 13.He invented '1984 newspeak.' 14.His name is mandarin, princeling and warlord. |
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