"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....

"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....

"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....

"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....

"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....

"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....

"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....

"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....

"Bob Smith" wrote in message
...

"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one
enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft
well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that
won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.



A surprise such as?....



Only imagination limits the possibilities, but I was thinking of a
mousetrap,
or three preferably. That'll smart. I don't get birds foraging in my front
garden, so they'll be safe. The other idea was a balloon inflated hard
then buried, with some barbed wire twists placed gently on top of it
then sprinkled with earth. Again, that should scare the living daylights
out of a mog who disturbs the area with intent to crap!

Andy.

andrewpreece wrote:




Only imagination limits the possibilities, but I was thinking of a
mousetrap,
or three preferably. That'll smart. I don't get birds foraging in my front
garden,

Hmm no birds in your garden, probably no insects either and no cats.
Sounds a dreadful sterile wasteland.Probably looks pretty enough but
what with all the toxic chemicals you have sprayed, nothing lives there.
Some folks have an odd idea of what a garden should be :0(
Oh by the way, if any pet gets hurt in your garden because of a
deliberate attempt to maim them, not only are you prosecutable but
liable for any vet bills incurred.

andrewpreece wrote:




Only imagination limits the possibilities, but I was thinking of a
mousetrap,
or three preferably. That'll smart. I don't get birds foraging in my front
garden,

Hmm no birds in your garden, probably no insects either and no cats.
Sounds a dreadful sterile wasteland.Probably looks pretty enough but
what with all the toxic chemicals you have sprayed, nothing lives there.
Some folks have an odd idea of what a garden should be :0(
Oh by the way, if any pet gets hurt in your garden because of a
deliberate attempt to maim them, not only are you prosecutable but
liable for any vet bills incurred.

andrewpreece wrote:




Only imagination limits the possibilities, but I was thinking of a
mousetrap,
or three preferably. That'll smart. I don't get birds foraging in my front
garden,

Hmm no birds in your garden, probably no insects either and no cats.
Sounds a dreadful sterile wasteland.Probably looks pretty enough but
what with all the toxic chemicals you have sprayed, nothing lives there.
Some folks have an odd idea of what a garden should be :0(
Oh by the way, if any pet gets hurt in your garden because of a
deliberate attempt to maim them, not only are you prosecutable but
liable for any vet bills incurred.

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn.
If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from
a patch of infected grass.

If you have shit on your lawn which looks just like cat shit, then in
all probability it is hedgehog shit.

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn.
If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from
a patch of infected grass.

If you have shit on your lawn which looks just like cat shit, then in
all probability it is hedgehog shit.

andrewpreece wrote:




Only imagination limits the possibilities, but I was thinking of a
mousetrap,
or three preferably. That'll smart. I don't get birds foraging in my front
garden,

Hmm no birds in your garden, probably no insects either and no cats.
Sounds a dreadful sterile wasteland.Probably looks pretty enough but
what with all the toxic chemicals you have sprayed, nothing lives there.
Some folks have an odd idea of what a garden should be :0(
Oh by the way, if any pet gets hurt in your garden because of a
deliberate attempt to maim them, not only are you prosecutable but
liable for any vet bills incurred.