On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:35:09 GMT, "JennyC" wrote:


"martin" wrote
KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

Here's a list..............

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of
the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?

Jenny :~)

I think I'll give up raisins for lent :-)

--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:35:09 GMT, "JennyC" wrote:


"martin" wrote
KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

Here's a list..............

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of
the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?

Jenny :~)

I think I'll give up raisins for lent :-)

--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

"martin" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:35:09 GMT, "JennyC" wrote:


"martin" wrote
KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

Here's a list..............

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
bottom of
the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use
only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?

Jenny :~)

I think I'll give up raisins for lent :-)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"martin" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:35:09 GMT, "JennyC" wrote:


"martin" wrote
KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

Here's a list..............

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
bottom of
the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use
only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?

Jenny :~)

I think I'll give up raisins for lent :-)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"martin" wrote
KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

Here's a list..............

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of
the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?

Jenny :~)

"martin" wrote

KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

And more in a similar mode..............

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Jenny

On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:35:09 GMT, "JennyC" wrote:


"martin" wrote
KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

Here's a list..............

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of
the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?

Jenny :~)

I think I'll give up raisins for lent :-)

--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

"martin" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:35:09 GMT, "JennyC" wrote:


"martin" wrote
KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

Here's a list..............

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
bottom of
the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use
only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?

Jenny :~)

I think I'll give up raisins for lent :-)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message
...
In article , martin
writes

SNIP

And here's one I've seen myself recently. Fender guitars/amplifiers come in
a box which has printed on the top " this side up" AND "open other end"

Steve

"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message
...
In article , martin
writes

SNIP

And here's one I've seen myself recently. Fender guitars/amplifiers come in
a box which has printed on the top " this side up" AND "open other end"

Steve

"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message
...
In article , martin
writes

SNIP

And here's one I've seen myself recently. Fender guitars/amplifiers come in
a box which has printed on the top " this side up" AND "open other end"

Steve