On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider wrote:

On 02/10/2014 09:24, Bob Hobden wrote:
If you visit places with gardens as we do occasionally, and did this
week, and you see some strange even plain wrong planting do you chat to
the gardeners about it?
By wrong I mean ferns in full sun and potentially huge trees, Robinia
pseudoacacia, planted almost next to the building.

-- Regards
Bob Hobden
Posting to this Newsgroup
from the W.of London. UK



On those occasions I've felt the need to speak out, there hasn't been a
gardener to speak to, which is frustrating.


About 20 years ago I was visiting the gardens in Chester with my
mother. She commented to a gardener that some plants were very nice.
He told her to help herself to one.

One of the things I often see when garden visiting, is cruelly biting
tree ties. With no-one to address, and no blade of my own, I am obliged
to walk away.

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".

Steve

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On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider wrote:

On 02/10/2014 09:24, Bob Hobden wrote:
If you visit places with gardens as we do occasionally, and did this
week, and you see some strange even plain wrong planting do you chat to
the gardeners about it?
By wrong I mean ferns in full sun and potentially huge trees, Robinia
pseudoacacia, planted almost next to the building.

-- Regards
Bob Hobden
Posting to this Newsgroup
from the W.of London. UK



On those occasions I've felt the need to speak out, there hasn't been a
gardener to speak to, which is frustrating.


About 20 years ago I was visiting the gardens in Chester with my
mother. She commented to a gardener that some plants were very nice.
He told her to help herself to one.


I've never had that happen! How lovely for your mum:~)


One of the things I often see when garden visiting, is cruelly biting
tree ties. With no-one to address, and no blade of my own, I am obliged
to walk away.

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".

Steve



With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)

--
Spider.
On high ground in SE London
gardening on heavy clay

On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.

--
regards andy

" ....... and branching out in a new direction m'lud"

Mike

..................................................
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"News" wrote in message ...

On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.

--
regards andy

On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees whenever
they need the help of ..... Super Spider!

--
Spider.
On high ground in SE London
gardening on heavy clay

"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees whenever they
need the help of ..... Super Spider!

I can see you now ... cape flying ... always getting to the root of the
problem ...



I http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/

On 08/10/2014 15:37, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees whenever
they
need the help of ..... Super Spider!

I can see you now ... cape flying ... always getting to the root of the
problem ...



I http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/


Aw, fangs for that, Ophelia! :~). You paint a splendid picture!

If I could fly like that, I could zoom to the top of my crab apple tree
and take out the branch I missed last weekend.

--
Spider.
On high ground in SE London
gardening on heavy clay

"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 15:37, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider
wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees whenever
they
need the help of ..... Super Spider!

I can see you now ... cape flying ... always getting to the root of the
problem ...


Aw, fangs for that, Ophelia! :~). You paint a splendid picture!

If I could fly like that, I could zoom to the top of my crab apple tree
and take out the branch I missed last weekend.

Something like that would be snip for you ...


--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/

On 09/10/2014 19:51, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 15:37, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider
wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees whenever
they
need the help of ..... Super Spider!

I can see you now ... cape flying ... always getting to the root of the
problem ...


Aw, fangs for that, Ophelia! :~). You paint a splendid picture!

If I could fly like that, I could zoom to the top of my crab apple
tree and take out the branch I missed last weekend.

Something like that would be snip for you ...



Groan ;~). Sometimes I think a pair of stilts would be useful, then I
could walk (wobble!) around the garden snipping at will ... and clean
the windows.

--
Spider.
On high ground in SE London
gardening on heavy clay

"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 09/10/2014 19:51, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 15:37, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider
wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees whenever
they
need the help of ..... Super Spider!

I can see you now ... cape flying ... always getting to the root of the
problem ...


Aw, fangs for that, Ophelia! :~). You paint a splendid picture!

If I could fly like that, I could zoom to the top of my crab apple
tree and take out the branch I missed last weekend.

Something like that would be snip for you ...



Groan ;~). Sometimes I think a pair of stilts would be useful, then I
could walk (wobble!) around the garden snipping at will ... and clean the
windows.

g If your wings are in the cleaners I suppose you could use a trampoline?
;-)

--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/

I know a Plasterer who fits stilts to do ceilings. He had a big restaurant
ceiling to do, cut his time a lot.


Mike

..................................................
watch this space for an advert





"Spider" wrote in message ...

On 09/10/2014 19:51, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 15:37, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider
wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees whenever
they
need the help of ..... Super Spider!

I can see you now ... cape flying ... always getting to the root of the
problem ...


Aw, fangs for that, Ophelia! :~). You paint a splendid picture!

If I could fly like that, I could zoom to the top of my crab apple
tree and take out the branch I missed last weekend.

Something like that would be snip for you ...



Groan ;~). Sometimes I think a pair of stilts would be useful, then I
could walk (wobble!) around the garden snipping at will ... and clean
the windows.

--
Spider.
On high ground in SE London
gardening on heavy clay

"Spider" wrote
Groan ;~). Sometimes I think a pair of stilts would be useful, then I
could walk (wobble!) around the garden snipping at will ... and clean the
windows.

Something like these?...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Faithfull-ST.../dp/B000Y8JLGW


--
Regards. Bob Hobden.
Posted to this Newsgroup from the W of London, UK

As in my posting :-)

Mike

..................................................
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"Bob Hobden" wrote in message ...

"Spider" wrote
Groan ;~). Sometimes I think a pair of stilts would be useful, then I
could walk (wobble!) around the garden snipping at will ... and clean the
windows.

Something like these?...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Faithfull-ST.../dp/B000Y8JLGW


--
Regards. Bob Hobden.
Posted to this Newsgroup from the W of London, UK

On 09/10/2014 23:11, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 09/10/2014 19:51, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 15:37, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
...
On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider
wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees whenever
they
need the help of ..... Super Spider!

I can see you now ... cape flying ... always getting to the root of
the
problem ...


Aw, fangs for that, Ophelia! :~). You paint a splendid picture!

If I could fly like that, I could zoom to the top of my crab apple
tree and take out the branch I missed last weekend.

Something like that would be snip for you ...



Groan ;~). Sometimes I think a pair of stilts would be useful, then I
could walk (wobble!) around the garden snipping at will ... and clean
the windows.

g If your wings are in the cleaners I suppose you could use a
trampoline? ;-)



Haven't got one, or I'd jump at the chance :~).
--
Spider.
On high ground in SE London
gardening on heavy clay

On 10/10/2014 08:26, Bob Hobden wrote:
"Spider" wrote
Groan ;~). Sometimes I think a pair of stilts would be useful, then I
could walk (wobble!) around the garden snipping at will ... and clean
the windows.

Something like these?...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Faithfull-ST.../dp/B000Y8JLGW




They look more like something you would wear after you'd crippled
yourself using stilts!
--
Spider.
On high ground in SE London
gardening on heavy clay