This is how it should have read.

To the General Manager
Tesco stores.

Dear sir,
I am surprised that you employ people with such a lack of feeling as you
have producing your free foodie magazines.
This morning I was leaving our local Tesco with my young granddaughter
who is an animal lover and especial fond of her pet rabbit Happy which
she had from a local animal shelter.
We were nearing the doors and passing the range of free magazines when
my granddaughter suddenly ran up to me and burst into tears, clearly
very upset.
I couldn't understand what had upset her till I saw one of your
magazines with emblazoned across the cover in large print
"Eat Happy"
I am sir
Avery upset customer.

On Fri, 21 Feb 2014 08:39:46 +0000, David Hill wrote:

This is how it should have read.

To the General Manager Tesco stores.

Dear sir,
I am surprised that you employ people with such a lack of feeling as you
have producing your free foodie magazines.
This morning I was leaving our local Tesco with my young granddaughter
who is an animal lover and especial fond of her pet rabbit Happy which
she had from a local animal shelter.
We were nearing the doors and passing the range of free magazines when
my granddaughter suddenly ran up to me and burst into tears, clearly
very upset.
I couldn't understand what had upset her till I saw one of your
magazines with emblazoned across the cover in large print "Eat Happy"
I am sir Avery upset customer.

Ummm...shouldn't the rabbit be called 'Lucky'?