We have a huge crop of apples.
Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
Could it be the tooth fairy?

"harry" wrote in message
...
We have a huge crop of apples.
Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
Could it be the tooth fairy?
..............................................

Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago :-))))))))))))

But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing as
a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"

OH ...OH.... OH

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

Mike


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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

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On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote:


"harry" wrote in message
...
We have a huge crop of apples.
Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
Could it be the tooth fairy?
.............................................

Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago :-))))))))))))

But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing as
a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"

OH ...OH.... OH

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

Mike

Could be worse, you could have foxes. The locals are trying to
excavate birthing dens. Their crap is a relatively minor
inconvenience.

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote:


"harry" wrote in message
...
We have a huge crop of apples.
Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
Could it be the tooth fairy?
.............................................

Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago
:-))))))))))))

But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing
as
a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"

OH ...OH.... OH

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

Mike

Could be worse, you could have foxes. The locals are trying to
excavate birthing dens. Their crap is a relatively minor
inconvenience.



:-((

We have Foxes :-((

And what is worse than that? When my Daughter and Son in Law had The Manor
................................. Badgers :-((

Mike

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....................................

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

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"'Mike'" wrote in message
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wrote in message
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On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote:


"harry" wrote in message
...
We have a huge crop of apples.
Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
Could it be the tooth fairy?
.............................................

Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago
:-))))))))))))

But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing
as
a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"

OH ...OH.... OH

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

Mike

Could be worse, you could have foxes. The locals are trying to
excavate birthing dens. Their crap is a relatively minor
inconvenience.



:-((

We have Foxes :-((

And what is worse than that? When my Daughter and Son in Law had The Manor
................................ Badgers :-((


They undermined the Tennis Courts and put them out of bounds :-((

Having sold The Manor, and the Mews Houses, they now keep a very beady eye
on their walled garden. Now down to a couple of landscaped acres :-))

Mike

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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

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On Oct 25, 5:36*pm, harry wrote:
We have a huge crop of apples.
Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
bag". *They are nearby. *The bags are disappearing and the £s
appearing. * So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
Could it be the tooth fairy?

You are lucky, if we did that round here, the apples, the money and
even the table would dissapear.

Dave Hill wrote:
Could it be the tooth fairy?
You are lucky, if we did that round here, the apples, the money and
even the table would dissapear.

Nick's mum had an honesty box on her tomato + bean stall outside the house,a
nd the umbrella disappeared. She was rather indignant about it, but the
money and veg remained, so we're suspecting it was actually blown away

On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote:

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

I planted bulbs in a big tub.
Yesterday found the soil disturbed and a dollop of cat poo in the pot.
I wish I had bought pansies for that pot now!

Pam in Bristol

On Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:33:41 +0100, Pam Moore
wrote:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote:

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

I planted bulbs in a big tub.
Yesterday found the soil disturbed and a dollop of cat poo in the pot.
I wish I had bought pansies for that pot now!

Pam in Bristol

The Modus Operandi suggests to me that it's more likely to be fox than
cat. If runny, it's probably catScat if more solid then it's probably
foxScat.

Regards
JonH
Amateur Scatologist and unfortunately, Dungologist.

On Oct 26, 5:54*pm, wrote:
On Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:33:41 +0100, Pam Moore

wrote:
On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote:

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

I planted bulbs in a big tub.
Yesterday found the soil disturbed and a dollop of cat poo in the pot.
I wish I had bought pansies for that pot now!

Pam in Bristol

The Modus Operandi suggests to me that it's more likely to be fox than
cat. *If runny, it's probably catScat if more solid then it's probably
foxScat.

Regards
JonH
Amateur Scatologist and unfortunately, Dungologist.

I've heard you can tell the difference by the taste. :-)

On Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:33:00 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

On Oct 26, 5:54*pm, wrote:
On Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:33:41 +0100, Pam Moore

wrote:
On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote:

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

I planted bulbs in a big tub.
Yesterday found the soil disturbed and a dollop of cat poo in the pot.
I wish I had bought pansies for that pot now!

Pam in Bristol

The Modus Operandi suggests to me that it's more likely to be fox than
cat. *If runny, it's probably catScat if more solid then it's probably
foxScat.

Regards
JonH
Amateur Scatologist and unfortunately, Dungologist.

I've heard you can tell the difference by the taste. :-)

Well I knew it was cat by the smell.

Pam in Bristol

On Oct 27, 10:06*am, Pam Moore wrote:
On Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:33:00 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:





On Oct 26, 5:54*pm, wrote:
On Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:33:41 +0100, Pam Moore

wrote:
On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote:

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

I planted bulbs in a big tub.
Yesterday found the soil disturbed and a dollop of cat poo in the pot..
I wish I had bought pansies for that pot now!

Pam in Bristol

The Modus Operandi suggests to me that it's more likely to be fox than
cat. *If runny, it's probably catScat if more solid then it's probably
foxScat.

Regards
JonH
Amateur Scatologist and unfortunately, Dungologist.

I've heard you can tell the difference by the taste. * *:-)

Well I knew it was cat by the smell.

Pam in Bristol- Hide quoted text -

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Yummy!