Rusty_Hinge wrote:

:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
:
: Poor Phartman Piper thinks 5 inches is impressively large.
:
: This explains much...
:
:Well, it certainly explains that you don't know how to gauge how heavy a
:rope is...
:

And poor Rusty goes on and on about how 'heavy' his 'rope' is.

Poor boy seems obsessed with it...

--
"Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar
territory."
--G. Behn

The Phantom Piper wrote:

:On Apr 26, 6:20*am, Rusty_Hinge
:wrote:
:
: Shall I demonstrate the Indian rope trick with it?
:
:
:Can you _really_ make him disappear?!
:
:
:Playing For The Cobra,
:
:The Phantom Piper
:

And now Phartman Pooper is trying to help Rusty 'get it up'.

Perhaps these two should just get a room?

--
"If you grab them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
-- Chuck Colson

On Apr 26, 8:39*am, Fred J. McCall wrote:

Perhaps these two should just get a room?

But we're preparing a Room - just for you!
(We've received donations from the entire
subscriber-list of scs; they've even chipped
in for the cost of the rope!)


Pulling On Gloves...,

The Phantom Piper

The Phantom Piper wrote:

:On Apr 26, 8:39*am, Fred J. McCall wrote:
:
: Perhaps these two should just get a room?
:
:But we're preparing a Room - just for you!
:

How many times do I have to tell you that I don't 'swing' your way?

No means no, Phartman.

--
"Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar
territory."
--G. Behn

The message
from The Phantom Piper contains these words:

On Apr 26, 6:20*am, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:

Shall I demonstrate the Indian rope trick with it?

Can you _really_ make him disappear?!

Depends if he can climb a rope - it's about as thick as the ones we used
to scramble up at school.

Playing For The Cobra,

With a cobra underneath he wouldn't stop climbing until he'd
reached s
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--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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The message
from Fred J. McCall contains these words:

Rusty_Hinge wrote:

:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
:
: Poor Phartman Piper thinks 5 inches is impressively large.
:
: This explains much...
:
:Well, it certainly explains that you don't know how to gauge how heavy a
:rope is...
:

And poor Rusty goes on and on about how 'heavy' his 'rope' is.

Poor boy seems obsessed with it...

The rope Rusty has isn't narrow,
It's almost as thick as a marrow:
To move it around
Our hero has found
It helps if he has a large barrow.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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The message
from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
The Phantom Piper wrote:
:On Apr 26, 6:20*am, Rusty_Hinge
:wrote:
:
: Shall I demonstrate the Indian rope trick with it?
:
:
:Can you _really_ make him disappear?!
:
:
:Playing For The Cobra,
:
:The Phantom Piper
:

And now Phartman Pooper is trying to help Rusty 'get it up'.

Perhaps these two should just get a room?

"Inuendo," said Fred J. MacCall,
"Distracts them from guessing I'm small."
As he hasn't a hope
Of matching my rope,
He'll have to inflate his one ball.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Rusty_Hinge wrote:

:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
:
: And poor Rusty goes on and on about how 'heavy' his 'rope' is.
:
: Poor boy seems obsessed with it...
:
:The rope Rusty has isn't narrow,
:It's almost as thick as a marrow:
:To move it around
:Our hero has found
:It helps if he has a large barrow.
:

For Rusty his 'rope' is his 'thing',
It's really just a bit of string.
He thinks that it's massive
But the ladies are passive.
Oh my, how that really must sting.

--
"If you grab them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
-- Chuck Colson

Rusty_Hinge wrote:

:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
: The Phantom Piper wrote:
: :On Apr 26, 6:20*am, Rusty_Hinge
: :wrote:
: :
: : Shall I demonstrate the Indian rope trick with it?
: :
: :
: :Can you _really_ make him disappear?!
: :
: :
: :Playing For The Cobra,
: :
: :The Phantom Piper
: :
:
: And now Phartman Pooper is trying to help Rusty 'get it up'.
:
: Perhaps these two should just get a room?
:
:"Inuendo," said Fred J. MacCall,
:"Distracts them from guessing I'm small."
:As he hasn't a hope
:Of matching my rope,
:He'll have to inflate his one ball.
:

Poor Rusty is obsessed with sex.
On his Johnson a witch placed a hex.
Now it's tiny and shriveled
While his verbiage is driveled
And his life is a series of wrecks.

--
"So many women. So little charm."
-- Donna, to Josh; The West Wing

The message
from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
:
: And poor Rusty goes on and on about how 'heavy' his 'rope' is.
:
: Poor boy seems obsessed with it...
:
:The rope Rusty has isn't narrow,
:It's almost as thick as a marrow:
:To move it around
:Our hero has found
:It helps if he has a large barrow.
:

For Rusty his 'rope' is his 'thing',
It's really just a bit of string.
He thinks that it's massive
But the ladies are passive.
Oh my, how that really must sting.

I'm afraid Fred McCall can't write verse,
It should scan, and his doesn't: what's worse
He reverses his 'scope
To look at my rope,
His envy, it seems, to disperse.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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The message
from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
: The Phantom Piper wrote:
: :On Apr 26, 6:20*am, Rusty_Hinge
: :wrote:
: :
: : Shall I demonstrate the Indian rope trick with it?
: :
: :
: :Can you _really_ make him disappear?!
: :
: :
: :Playing For The Cobra,
: :
: :The Phantom Piper
: :
:
: And now Phartman Pooper is trying to help Rusty 'get it up'.
:
: Perhaps these two should just get a room?
:
:"Inuendo," said Fred J. MacCall,
:"Distracts them from guessing I'm small."
:As he hasn't a hope
:Of matching my rope,
:He'll have to inflate his one ball.
:

Poor Rusty is obsessed with sex.
On his Johnson a witch placed a hex.
Now it's tiny and shriveled
While his verbiage is driveled
And his life is a series of wrecks.

Now that is a blatant inversion,
To make such a curious aspersion:
The imputing of 'head'
Was started by Fred,
And now he's attempting diversion.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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On Apr 26, 12:03*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:

Now that is a blatant inversion,
To make such a curious aspersion:
The imputing of 'head'
Was started by Fred,
And now he's attempting diversion.

Poor Fred's at the end of his rope!
(He's always been sort of a dope.)
He can't make a rhyme
To buy him some time,
So he's finding it harder to cope.

His neurons won't make a connexion
Conducive to mental advection;
He struggles, but finds
That far better minds
May be found in amoebic infection!


A-Mused,

The Phantom Piper

On Apr 26, 1:49*pm, The Phantom Piper
wrote:
On Apr 26, 12:03*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:



Now that is a blatant inversion,
To make such a curious aspersion:
The imputing of 'head'
Was started by Fred,
And now he's attempting diversion.

Poor Fred's at the end of his rope!
(He's always been sort of a dope.)
He can't make a rhyme
To buy him some time,
So he's finding it harder to cope.

His neurons won't make a connexion
Conducive to mental advection;
He struggles, but finds
That far better minds
May be found in amoebic infection!

A-Mused,

The Phantom Piper

Still not up to James Hogg's spencarian sonnets.

- nilita

On Apr 26, 1:53*pm, "La N." wrote:

Still not up to James Hogg's spencarian sonnets.

Ah Fred: what is't I see in thy unclouded eye?
Is't speck of dust, or an infected sty?
If sty it be, then surely not the same
As is the sty belike ye call yer hame!
But no, `tis not a sty, nor dusty mote,
Nor gleam of some rude slag of which you gloat,
But now I see `tis but thy brain - which has
Upon a tear been washed, and left afloat.


Poemistically,

The Phantom Rhymer

The message

from "La N." contains these words:

On Apr 26, 1:49*pm, The Phantom Piper
wrote:
On Apr 26, 12:03*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:



Now that is a blatant inversion,
To make such a curious aspersion:
The imputing of 'head'
Was started by Fred,
And now he's attempting diversion.

Poor Fred's at the end of his rope!
(He's always been sort of a dope.)
He can't make a rhyme
To buy him some time,
So he's finding it harder to cope.

His neurons won't make a connexion
Conducive to mental advection;
He struggles, but finds
That far better minds
May be found in amoebic infection!

A-Mused,

The Phantom Piper

Still not up to James Hogg's spencarian sonnets.

When the lassies see Rusty come by
Ye'll hear every one o' them cry:
"Och, aye, to be sure,
He's awfy mature,
But he's still up for caithris na h-oidhche..."

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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