Why don't you just **** off and die in a house fire, you ****ing
worthless ****?

Alan wrote in message ...
Why don't you just **** off and die in a house fire, you ****ing
worthless ****?



!PLONK!

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:39:23 GMT, Anne Jackson
wrote:

The message from "Alan Holmes" contains these words:
Alan wrote in message ...


!PLONK!

Why, oh why, did you feel it necessary to quote their post,
you dozy old bugger?

Shut the **** up you pathetic ****!

On 16/3/07 10:01, in article , "Anne
Jackson" wrote:

The message from Alan contains these words:
Anne Jackson wrote:

The message from "Alan Holmes" contains
these words:
Alan wrote in message
...


!PLONK!

Why, oh why, did you feel it necessary to quote their post,
you dozy old bugger?



Alan, or whatever your name is today, it would be as well
to advise you that swearing doesn't offend me in the slightest!

I could probably teach you a few swear words you've never even heard of!

Silly child!!

There's an awful lot of swearing going on in this group right now, which
seems a pity and a departure from the norm. I think we probably all know
the words but don't see the need to use them more or less constantly.

--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
http://www.discoverdartmoor.co.uk/
(remove weeds from address)

"Anne Jackson" wrote in message
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The message from "Alan Holmes" contains these
words:
Alan wrote in message
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!PLONK!

Why, oh why, did you feel it necessary to quote their post,
you dozy old bugger?

I thought you knew, that is exactly what I am!(:-)

I promise to do better, if I can remember!

Alan

On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:49:44 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:

I promise to do better, if I can remember!

Do you remember sending dirty emails to female posters too Alan?

Alan P wrote in message ...
On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:49:44 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:

I promise to do better, if I can remember!

Do you remember sending dirty emails to female posters too Alan?

No, remind me!

Alan

On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:49:08 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


Alan P wrote in message ...
On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:49:44 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:

I promise to do better, if I can remember!

Do you remember sending dirty emails to female posters too Alan?

No, remind me!

Alan

As you wish:

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk....e=source&hl=en

Subject: Unofficial Troll FAQ: 25th October 1997 draft

b. Alan J Holmes

He is a fairly cautious troll, since he has a university account
) and they are often more responsible than commercial
ISPs. However, he still manages to post a great deal of abuse to both
regulars and advertisers on this newsgroup. He specialises in telling
lies about what people have done or said in the past, in the hope that
they will rise to the bait and post corrections.

He is still emailing wanna****s to female regulars. If you are a female
and get such an email, you are advised to inform him you do not want to
hear further from him. Keep a copy of your message. Then, when he
refuses to take a hint, you will have grounds to complain about him to
his provider.

A complaint has been made to his provider about him posting private
email to the newsgroup, but it is not yet known whether they will take
action against him.