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09-10-2006, 02:34 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under
a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby." "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. Mike -- .................................................. ......... Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association www.rnshipmates.co.uk www.nsrafa.com |
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09-10-2006, 07:56 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
"Mike" wrote in message ... : Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under : a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and : I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my : age. How do you feel?" : : Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby." : : "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" : : "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. : : : Mike very good |
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09-10-2006, 08:13 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 18:56:54 +0100, "Robert"
wrote: "Mike" wrote in message ... : Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under : a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and : I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my : age. How do you feel?" : : Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby." : : "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" : : "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. : : : Mike very good And totally off topic. |
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09-10-2006, 09:55 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
"Robert" wrote in message ... "Mike" wrote in message ... : Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under : a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and : I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my : age. How do you feel?" : : Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby." : : "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" : : "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. : : : Mike very good Too near the truth since Spouse's prostatectomy :-( But he has his own teeth, all attached. Mary |
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09-10-2006, 10:07 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
"Mary Fisher" wrote in message . net... But he has his own teeth, all attached. Mary Had all mine out in one go in Leicester Royal Infirmary in 1966, 6 Months before my 30th Birthday :-))))) Never ever regretted it. Went 6 months without teeth so grew a beard to 'cover my face' :-)) 2 weeks into the growth, I had to go to Birmingham to GPO HQ for a Civil Service promotion interview!! No teeth, 2 weeks stubble!! AND I was promoted :-)) Mike |
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09-10-2006, 10:32 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
"Mike" wrote in message ... "Mary Fisher" wrote in message . net... But he has his own teeth, all attached. Mary Had all mine out in one go in Leicester Royal Infirmary in 1966, 6 Months before my 30th Birthday :-))))) Never ever regretted it. Went 6 months without teeth so grew a beard to 'cover my face' :-)) 2 weeks into the growth, I had to go to Birmingham to GPO HQ for a Civil Service promotion interview!! No teeth, 2 weeks stubble!! AND I was promoted :-)) I make that 69 yo. But I'm not renowned for my numeracy ... Mary Mike |
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09-10-2006, 10:40 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
"Mary Fisher" wrote in message . net... I make that 69 yo. But I'm not renowned for my numeracy ... Mary :-)) Close. 70 last August Mike |
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09-10-2006, 11:53 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
"Mary Fisher" wrote in message . net... "Robert" wrote in message ... "Mike" wrote in message ... : Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under : a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and : I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my : age. How do you feel?" : : Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby." : : "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" : : "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. : : : Mike very good Too near the truth since Spouse's prostatectomy :-( But he has his own teeth, all attached. I wish I had all my own teeth!(:-( Alan Mary |
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09-10-2006, 11:54 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
"Mike" wrote in message ... "Mary Fisher" wrote in message . net... I make that 69 yo. But I'm not renowned for my numeracy ... Mary :-)) Close. 70 last August Still a youngster then! Alan Mike |
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#10
14-10-2006, 12:22 PM
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Sorry, but OT and light hearted
In message , Emma
writes very good And totally off topic. And how was that improved by setting followups to five uk.local groups? Are you posting from under an ornamental bridge? Anyway, it's got a seat under a tree in it. -- Sue ]   |
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