"David" wrote in message
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In article , Mike
writes

Hello Mike. I didn't know you subscribed here.

Yes, the owners don't like it because I speak my mind :-)) They are
unable
to 'Rule' over me. Tough.

Wasn't June replying to Mike from Lincs? you've a grand opinion of
yourself though

Oh!! Someone else who doesn't like me saying how it is. Poor you :-((

That's almost a handful now :-)

Davy wrote:
I have found that tea bags soaked in Jayes Fluid can prevent foxes and cats
fouling particular areas. It cheap and simple.

cheers

Davy

Tried that Davy, but the tea tastes bloody awful ;-)

In article , Mike
writes

"David" wrote in message
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In article , Mike
writes

Hello Mike. I didn't know you subscribed here.

Yes, the owners don't like it because I speak my mind :-)) They are
unable
to 'Rule' over me. Tough.

Wasn't June replying to Mike from Lincs? you've a grand opinion of
yourself though

Oh!! Someone else who doesn't like me saying how it is. Poor you :-((

That's almost a handful now :-)

I only pointed out that I think June was replying to Mike from Lincs
before your ego got in the way, but for the record I've always thought
you to be a bit of an arse ever since you posted the nonsense about
having to resign as a councillor so you could fight private battles.

--
David

I only pointed out that I think June was replying to Mike from Lincs
before your ego got in the way, but for the record I've always thought
you to be a bit of an arse ever since you posted the nonsense about
having to resign as a councillor so you could fight private battles.

--
David

Not nonsense at all. If I want action I get it. I was 'tied' as a
councillor. And BTW, get your facts right, I didn't resign, I just didn't
stand at the next Elections. There is a bit of a difference.

The amount of pratts on this newsgroup is quite amazing, where do you all
come from? Why do you control freaks come onto this newsgroup?

This newsgroup and gardening would be such a wonderful thing if you were to
take your fingers off the 'I am in charge' button.

In article , Mike
writes

I only pointed out that I think June was replying to Mike from Lincs
before your ego got in the way, but for the record I've always thought
you to be a bit of an arse ever since you posted the nonsense about
having to resign as a councillor so you could fight private battles.

--
David

Not nonsense at all. If I want action I get it. I was 'tied' as a
councillor. And BTW, get your facts right, I didn't resign, I just didn't
stand at the next Elections. There is a bit of a difference.

The amount of pratts on this newsgroup is quite amazing, where do you all
come from? Why do you control freaks come onto this newsgroup?

This newsgroup and gardening would be such a wonderful thing if you were to
take your fingers off the 'I am in charge' button.

Mike, you really do need to get a life

--
David

Mike, you really do need to get a life

--
David

????????

You have my deepest sympathy for you problem. I should try and change your
life style if I were you, it might clear your problem up.

Have a nice day ........ if you can.

Mike

"Mike" wrote in message
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Cats are classed as 'wild'
animals, and as such are subject to no laws or bye-laws.

and as vermin can be shot, skinned, cooked and eaten. Tastes like Rabbit

Mike


Got any recipes?

Bob

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"Mike" wrote in message
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Cats are classed as 'wild'
animals, and as such are subject to no laws or bye-laws.

and as vermin can be shot, skinned, cooked and eaten. Tastes like Rabbit

Mike


Got any recipes?

Bob



As I understand it Bob you just treat it as Rabbit. The fur can be used as a
fur trim on slippers etc

Mike

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"Mike" wrote in message
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Cats are classed as 'wild'
animals, and as such are subject to no laws or bye-laws.

and as vermin can be shot, skinned, cooked and eaten. Tastes like
Rabbit

Mike


Got any recipes?

Bob



As I understand it Bob you just treat it as Rabbit. The fur can be used as
a
fur trim on slippers etc

Or a small rug...

Bob

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"Mike" wrote in message
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"Bob Smith" bob@nospamplease wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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Cats are classed as 'wild'
animals, and as such are subject to no laws or bye-laws.

and as vermin can be shot, skinned, cooked and eaten. Tastes like
Rabbit

Mike


Got any recipes?

Bob



As I understand it Bob you just treat it as Rabbit. The fur can be used
as
a
fur trim on slippers etc

Or a small rug...

Bob


Two cats would make a pair of slippers :-))

Mike

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"Mike" wrote in message
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Cats are classed as 'wild'
animals, and as such are subject to no laws or bye-laws.

and as vermin can be shot, skinned, cooked and eaten. Tastes like
Rabbit

Mike


Got any recipes?

Bob



As I understand it Bob you just treat it as Rabbit. The fur can be used
as
a
fur trim on slippers etc

Or a small rug...

Bob


Two cats would make a pair of slippers :-))

Mike



http://www.loko.ch/creative_corner/catslippers.gif

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"Bob Smith" bob@nospamplease wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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Cats are classed as 'wild'
animals, and as such are subject to no laws or bye-laws.

and as vermin can be shot, skinned, cooked and eaten. Tastes like
Rabbit

Mike


Got any recipes?

Bob



As I understand it Bob you just treat it as Rabbit. The fur can be
used
as
a
fur trim on slippers etc

Or a small rug...

Bob


Two cats would make a pair of slippers :-))

Mike



http://www.loko.ch/creative_corner/catslippers.gif



Now there's a good use for cats :-)) The first one yet

Mike

On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:38:18 +0000 (UTC), "Mike"
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"Bob Smith" bob@nospamplease wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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Cats are classed as 'wild'
animals, and as such are subject to no laws or bye-laws.

and as vermin can be shot, skinned, cooked and eaten. Tastes like
Rabbit

Mike


Got any recipes?

Bob



As I understand it Bob you just treat it as Rabbit. The fur can be
used
as
a
fur trim on slippers etc

Or a small rug...

Bob


Two cats would make a pair of slippers :-))

Mike



http://www.loko.ch/creative_corner/catslippers.gif



Now there's a good use for cats :-)) The first one yet

Mike

The Theft Act 1968 - it is an offence to steal a cat

The Protection of Animals Act 1911 as extended by later legislation -
it is an offence to cruelly ill-treat, beat, kick, infuriate, carry or
convey in a manner which causes unnecessary suffering, commit any act
that will cause unnecessary suffering, abandon or cause to be
abandoned any cat or kitten and to cause anyone to do any of these.

Criminal Damage Act 1971 - Any person who destroys or damages, or
threatens to destroy or damage a cat belonging to another person may
be committing an offence under this Act.

Because cats fall outside of the definitions of cattle or livestock
under the Animals Act 1971 they cannot be held guilty of trespass
under civil law and their owners therefore cannot be held liable for
damage.

There are also laws which could, in the right circumstances, protect
you from the nuisance of cats:

The Environmental Protection Act 1990 - proceedings can be brought
when, in the opinion of the local authority, there is a statutory
nuisance caused by an animal kept in such a place or manner as to be
prejudicial to health or a nuisance.

The Public Health Act 1936 - A local authority can make bye-laws
preventing the keeping of animals so as to be prejudicial to health.

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On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:38:18 +0000 (UTC), "Mike"
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"Mike" wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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"Bob Smith" bob@nospamplease wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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Cats are classed as 'wild'
animals, and as such are subject to no laws or bye-laws.

and as vermin can be shot, skinned, cooked and eaten. Tastes
like
Rabbit

Mike


Got any recipes?

Bob



As I understand it Bob you just treat it as Rabbit. The fur can be
used
as
a
fur trim on slippers etc

Or a small rug...

Bob


Two cats would make a pair of slippers :-))

Mike



http://www.loko.ch/creative_corner/catslippers.gif



Now there's a good use for cats :-)) The first one yet

Mike

The Theft Act 1968 - it is an offence to steal a cat

Cats are not property. When dogs were licensed you had to inform the owner
if you ran one over - not so with a cat.

The Protection of Animals Act 1911 as extended by later legislation -
it is an offence to cruelly ill-treat, beat, kick, infuriate, carry or
convey in a manner which causes unnecessary suffering, commit any act
that will cause unnecessary suffering, abandon or cause to be
abandoned any cat or kitten and to cause anyone to do any of these.

It specifically mentions cats? What about rats and mice, who have poisons
specifically made and openly marketed for them? I would think a humane
dispatch of a cat would be within the above mentioned law.

Criminal Damage Act 1971 - Any person who destroys or damages, or
threatens to destroy or damage a cat belonging to another person may
be committing an offence under this Act.

Again, I doubt cats were mentioned at all in this case, although they are
animals, and would come under animal protection laws.


Because cats fall outside of the definitions of cattle or livestock
under the Animals Act 1971 they cannot be held guilty of trespass
under civil law and their owners therefore cannot be held liable for
damage.

There are also laws which could, in the right circumstances, protect
you from the nuisance of cats:

The Environmental Protection Act 1990 - proceedings can be brought
when, in the opinion of the local authority, there is a statutory
nuisance caused by an animal kept in such a place or manner as to be
prejudicial to health or a nuisance.

The Public Health Act 1936 - A local authority can make bye-laws
preventing the keeping of animals so as to be prejudicial to health.


As far as I am concerned, if it is a pet, it should be under control. Keep
it on a lead, or in the house, otherwise it is a stray. The old witch near
me with 7 cats and no litter tray is a threat to human health, since her
cats use my garden as a toilet.

Bob

As far as I am concerned, if it is a pet, it should be under control.
Keep
it on a lead, or in the house, otherwise it is a stray. The old witch
near
me with 7 cats and no litter tray is a threat to human health, since her
cats use my garden as a toilet.

Bob



7 cats? 3 pairs of slippers and a spare :-))

and off course 7 Rabbit look alike pies :-))