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Subject: Email Moral
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day, and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day." Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day." Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25-lb crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family. During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early everyday and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck. At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him. By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard. Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse which his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed a million dollars. Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically. When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!" "Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago, I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour." Which brings us to the moral: Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire. Sadly, I received it also -- http://www.kencofish.com Ken Arnold, 401-781-9642 Importer/Exporter of Goldfish,Koi,rare Predators Shipping to legal states/countries only! Permalon liners, Oase & Supreme Pondmaster pumps Please Note: No trees or animals were harmed in the sending of this contaminant free message We do concede that a signicant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced. |
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OUCH!
Lee "KenCo" wrote in message ... Subject: Email Moral An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day, and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day." Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day." Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25-lb crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family. During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early everyday and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck. At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him. By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard. Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse which his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed a million dollars. Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically. When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!" "Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago, I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour." Which brings us to the moral: Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire. Sadly, I received it also -- http://www.kencofish.com Ken Arnold, 401-781-9642 Importer/Exporter of Goldfish,Koi,rare Predators Shipping to legal states/countries only! Permalon liners, Oase & Supreme Pondmaster pumps Please Note: No trees or animals were harmed in the sending of this contaminant free message We do concede that a signicant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced. |
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KenCo wrote:
Subject: Email Moral It does have a ring of truth to it doesn't it. -- Bonnie NJ |
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Well I'm not a millionaire but I am in the top tax bracket and I got that
way by the once wonderful California Public School system that has been destroyed by folks that think "taxes" are an awful thing. I gladly pay mine and only wish that rather than almost 50% of our income taxes going to support a military, which was able to do nothing to protect us from 911, even 1/4 of that money was going into education, health care, protecting the environment, etc. Given my position now because of taxes I no longer need the health care or the education (I can now afford to pay for my children's tuition) but I sure would like to see easy targets like our power and communication lines strung up on poles put underground as more advance countries do and everyone, rich and poor, is hurt by a degraded environment..... " Which brings us to the moral: Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire. Sadly, I received it also -- Ken Arnold, |
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i was on welfare once, but am off and i gladly pay taxes, too. i am grateful
to all you folks that supported me and my children for about 8 months back in 1984. i think i have paid enough in taxes since to repay you all. this is a great country that helps people until they can get back on their feet. mad -- An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. Spanish Proverb From: "DKat" Organization: Stony Brook University Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 09:34:55 -0500 Subject: OT email? "taxes" are an awful thing. I gladly pay mine -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 80,000 Newsgroups - 16 Different Servers! =----- |
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Weeelllll.... I pay taxes, too. Quite a bit from my perspective. I probably
don't mind much but "gladly" would indeed be stretching it! G JD http://www.nrgy.com/pond.htm "mad" wrote in message ... i was on welfare once, but am off and i gladly pay taxes, too. i am grateful to all you folks that supported me and my children for about 8 months back in 1984. i think i have paid enough in taxes since to repay you all. this is a great country that helps people until they can get back on their feet. mad -- An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. Spanish Proverb From: "DKat" Organization: Stony Brook University Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 09:34:55 -0500 Subject: OT email? "taxes" are an awful thing. I gladly pay mine -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 80,000 Newsgroups - 16 Different Servers! =----- |
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for me it's gladly. i feel i am doing my part as a repayment.
mad -- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. From: "J.D. Stone" Organization: http://extra.newsguy.com Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Sat, 1 Feb 2003 07:29:02 -0600 Subject: OT email? Weeelllll.... I pay taxes, too. Quite a bit from my perspective. I probably don't mind much but "gladly" would indeed be stretching it! G JD http://www.nrgy.com/pond.htm "mad" wrote in message ... i was on welfare once, but am off and i gladly pay taxes, too. i am grateful to all you folks that supported me and my children for about 8 months back in 1984. i think i have paid enough in taxes since to repay you all. this is a great country that helps people until they can get back on their feet. mad -- An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. Spanish Proverb From: "DKat" Organization: Stony Brook University Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 09:34:55 -0500 Subject: OT email? "taxes" are an awful thing. I gladly pay mine -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 80,000 Newsgroups - 16 Different Servers! =----- -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 80,000 Newsgroups - 16 Different Servers! =----- |
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yeah.. we dont mind paying either. or paying for insurance we dont need either.
I really think people who object to having universal health insurance should think it thru. if I pay but dont use it.. hey! am I lucky or what. OTOH, if I need it, it is there. OTOH, people who have chronic illnesses and problems need it badly and people that sick often cant get a job cause nobody wants to pay insurance premiums so they are not only sick, they cant get a job to pay and then are both on welfare and sick. When it comes to tax money I am happy we havent needed welfare, sorry for those who do. hard to keep morale up when unemployed and have to take money. only wish the taxes would be used to actually "teach them to fish" rather than just exist. after welfare reform many women going to school were dumped. had they graduated they would be able to get a LOT better jobs and pay more taxes themselves. seems penny wise and pound foolish. Ingrid mad wrote: for me it's gladly. i feel i am doing my part as a repayment. mad |
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