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Old 04-05-2003, 12:44 AM
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Hey guys,
I have been posting all these posts about recommendations for what type if
push mower to get. My wife wanted one she could start and was dependable,
she said she wanted one for Mother's Day.
Our lawnboy took a crap so we needed a different one. I happened to be
running to town today so I thought I would look around to see if any we on
sale.
I went to this one store that has everything, I mean this guy has everything
! He had this nice used lawnboy on sale and said I could have it cheap
because it had been on the floor for awhile.
Well, it isn't Mother's Day yet but I bought it because the lawn needed
mowed. I brought it home and told her that I got her Mother's Day present
early. She ran out the door and stopped dead in her tracks. She was in such
AWE that she couldn't even mow the lawn and had me do it.
Maybe she will be able to mow the lawn the next time as she won't be so
excited.

I asked her why she went back inside and she said " I was so embarassed I
had to go back in the house "

What do I do now ?

Here is a pic of it
http://showcase.netins.net/web/ourju...nboy%20far.jpg

Iowa883

BTW I mowed the whole lawn with it and it didn't miss a lick

:-)


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Old 04-05-2003, 03:44 AM
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Iowa883 wrote:

Hey guys,
I have been posting all these posts about recommendations for what type if
push mower to get. My wife wanted one she could start and was dependable,
she said she wanted one for Mother's Day.
Our lawnboy took a crap so we needed a different one. I happened to be
running to town today so I thought I would look around to see if any we on
sale.
I went to this one store that has everything, I mean this guy has everything
! He had this nice used lawnboy on sale and said I could have it cheap
because it had been on the floor for awhile.
Well, it isn't Mother's Day yet but I bought it because the lawn needed
mowed. I brought it home and told her that I got her Mother's Day present
early. She ran out the door and stopped dead in her tracks. She was in such
AWE that she couldn't even mow the lawn and had me do it.
Maybe she will be able to mow the lawn the next time as she won't be so
excited.

I asked her why she went back inside and she said " I was so embarassed I
had to go back in the house "

What do I do now ?

Here is a pic of it
http://showcase.netins.net/web/ourju...nboy%20far.jpg


LMAO !!! use that one til ya find a nicer lookig one and one with guts. Seems
like the wife was expecting a new one.

Expect to mow the lawn yourself from now on if you plan on keeping that ugly
thing .

I hope you didn't pay more then $20 for that thing. You can find better.

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Old 04-05-2003, 03:56 AM
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"Iowa883" wrote in message
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Hey guys,
I have been posting all these posts about recommendations for what type if
push mower to get. My wife wanted one she could start and was dependable,
she said she wanted one for Mother's Day.
Our lawnboy took a crap so we needed a different one. I happened to be
running to town today so I thought I would look around to see if any we on
sale.
I went to this one store that has everything, I mean this guy has

everything
! He had this nice used lawnboy on sale and said I could have it cheap
because it had been on the floor for awhile.
Well, it isn't Mother's Day yet but I bought it because the lawn needed
mowed. I brought it home and told her that I got her Mother's Day present
early. She ran out the door and stopped dead in her tracks. She was in

such
AWE that she couldn't even mow the lawn and had me do it.
Maybe she will be able to mow the lawn the next time as she won't be so
excited.

I asked her why she went back inside and she said " I was so embarassed I
had to go back in the house "

What do I do now ?

Here is a pic of it
http://showcase.netins.net/web/ourju...nboy%20far.jpg

Iowa883

BTW I mowed the whole lawn with it and it didn't miss a lick


It sounds like your wife is spoiled rotten. A good beating and to bed with
no supper ought to straighten her out. Don't let her give you any lip next
time. A backhand across the mouth will help stop that.


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Old 04-05-2003, 04:20 AM
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"Die Spammer !!!" wrote in message
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Iowa883 wrote:

Hey guys,
I have been posting all these posts about recommendations for what type

if
push mower to get. My wife wanted one she could start and was

dependable,
she said she wanted one for Mother's Day.
Our lawnboy took a crap so we needed a different one. I happened to be
running to town today so I thought I would look around to see if any we

on
sale.
I went to this one store that has everything, I mean this guy has

everything
! He had this nice used lawnboy on sale and said I could have it cheap
because it had been on the floor for awhile.
Well, it isn't Mother's Day yet but I bought it because the lawn needed
mowed. I brought it home and told her that I got her Mother's Day

present
early. She ran out the door and stopped dead in her tracks. She was in

such
AWE that she couldn't even mow the lawn and had me do it.
Maybe she will be able to mow the lawn the next time as she won't be so
excited.

I asked her why she went back inside and she said " I was so embarassed

I
had to go back in the house "

What do I do now ?

Here is a pic of it
http://showcase.netins.net/web/ourju...nboy%20far.jpg


LMAO !!! use that one til ya find a nicer lookig one and one with guts.

Seems
like the wife was expecting a new one.

Expect to mow the lawn yourself from now on if you plan on keeping that

ugly
thing .

I hope you didn't pay more then $20 for that thing. You can find better.


The guy was so kind to me, that he gave it to me ! But he said I owe him a
beer sometime.

Sound like a good deal ? If nothing else it got the wife going. She said I
would come home sometime next week and it will be gone. I sure hope that
doesn't happen, as it will be my "rental" mower for when someone needs one
sometime.
This could get fun.
I plan on getting the wife a new one tomorrow, or maybe I should let her
ponder on it for a couple more days.

Iowa883




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"Oscar_lives" wrote:
"Iowa883" wrote in message
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Hey guys,
I have been posting all these posts about recommendations for what type
if push mower to get. My wife wanted one she could start and was
dependable, she said she wanted one for Mother's Day.
Our lawnboy took a crap so we needed a different one. I happened to be
running to town today so I thought I would look around to see if any we
on sale.
I went to this one store that has everything, I mean this guy has

everything
! He had this nice used lawnboy on sale and said I could have it cheap
because it had been on the floor for awhile.
Well, it isn't Mother's Day yet but I bought it because the lawn needed
mowed. I brought it home and told her that I got her Mother's Day
present early. She ran out the door and stopped dead in her tracks. She
was in

such
AWE that she couldn't even mow the lawn and had me do it.
Maybe she will be able to mow the lawn the next time as she won't be so
excited.

I asked her why she went back inside and she said " I was so embarassed
I had to go back in the house "

What do I do now ?

Here is a pic of it
http://showcase.netins.net/web/ourju...nboy%20far.jpg

Iowa883

BTW I mowed the whole lawn with it and it didn't miss a lick


It sounds like your wife is spoiled rotten. A good beating and to bed
with no supper ought to straighten her out. Don't let her give you any
lip next time. A backhand across the mouth will help stop that.

Dick whip her too.

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