What we need is a device that illuminates a plant or tree to the
degree in which it receives an amount of water. For example, as
the plant or tree is being watered, the outside surface of the tree
will 'glow' with a purple phosphorus as the water level within the
plant's roots rises. When sufficient water has been given to the plant,
the entire plant itself will then glow with an amber phosphorus --
indicating enough water has been given.

How to make the plant or tree glow, however, is open to debate.

Sincerely,

Paul Panks

What in the freak have you been smoking?

Try using a water meter like everyone else, dude.


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What we need is a device that illuminates a plant or tree to the
degree in which it receives an amount of water. For example, as
the plant or tree is being watered, the outside surface of the tree
will 'glow' with a purple phosphorus as the water level within the
plant's roots rises. When sufficient water has been given to the plant,
the entire plant itself will then glow with an amber phosphorus --
indicating enough water has been given.

How to make the plant or tree glow, however, is open to debate.

Sincerely,

Paul Panks

many Japanese people glow red after taking alcohol, it's a genetic
phenomenon known as Asian Flush. Perhaps you could get a Japanese person to
mate with your tree, then a small amount of alcohol in the watering can
........


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What we need is a device that illuminates a plant or tree to the
degree in which it receives an amount of water. For example, as
the plant or tree is being watered, the outside surface of the tree
will 'glow' with a purple phosphorus as the water level within the
plant's roots rises. When sufficient water has been given to the plant,
the entire plant itself will then glow with an amber phosphorus --
indicating enough water has been given.

How to make the plant or tree glow, however, is open to debate.

Sincerely,

Paul Panks

wrote:
What we need is a device that illuminates a plant or tree to the
degree in which it receives an amount of water. For example, as
the plant or tree is being watered, the outside surface of the tree
will 'glow' with a purple phosphorus as the water level within the
plant's roots rises. When sufficient water has been given to the plant,
the entire plant itself will then glow with an amber phosphorus --
indicating enough water has been given.

How to make the plant or tree glow, however, is open to debate.

Sincerely,

Paul Panks


The glowing part is probably doable with some fancy genetic engineering
(after all, if they can make glow in the dark rabbits....) the problem
is, that I don't think the water in the roots rises as you water the
plant.

Why is that?

Paul

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Why is that?

Paul



Paul,

Google 'Transpirational Pull Theory'. Basically, the roots, trunk, twigs,
leaves are all constantly filled with water. As 'pure' water is pulled up
from the roots and out the stomatic pores of the leaves, sugar-laden water
is returning down the tree to the roots where the energy produced via
photosynthesis is stored in the form of starches.

--
David J. Bockman, Fairfax, VA (USDA Hardiness Zone 7)
email:
http://beyondgardening.com/Albums

Sure it is Zebo. Whatever you say, babe.

How to do it may be open to debate but since you are such a master dabater,
you should come up with something.

The same way a lethal dose of radiation can give you super-human powers.

Did you know that urine is fluorescent?


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wrote:
What we need is a device that illuminates a plant or tree to the
degree in which it receives an amount of water. For example, as
the plant or tree is being watered, the outside surface of the tree
will 'glow' with a purple phosphorus as the water level within the
plant's roots rises. When sufficient water has been given to the plant,
the entire plant itself will then glow with an amber phosphorus --
indicating enough water has been given.

How to make the plant or tree glow, however, is open to debate.

Sincerely,

Paul Panks


The glowing part is probably doable with some fancy genetic engineering
(after all, if they can make glow in the dark rabbits....) the problem
is, that I don't think the water in the roots rises as you water the
plant.

Cereus-validus....... wrote:
Sure it is Zebo. Whatever you say, babe.

How to do it may be open to debate but since you are such a master dabater,
you should come up with something.


Well this is where you start:
http://www.luxbiotech.com/Products/GFP.htm

Oh, you were asleep when they discussed GFP in genetics class? Here,
catch up (most effective if you have the image column clicked ON):
http://a9.com/gfp%20bunny%20
http://a9.com/gfp%20pig
http://a9.com/gfp%20fish



The same way a lethal dose of radiation can give you super-human powers.

Did you know that urine is fluorescent?


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wrote:
What we need is a device that illuminates a plant or tree to the
degree in which it receives an amount of water. For example, as
the plant or tree is being watered, the outside surface of the tree
will 'glow' with a purple phosphorus as the water level within the
plant's roots rises. When sufficient water has been given to the plant,
the entire plant itself will then glow with an amber phosphorus --
indicating enough water has been given.

How to make the plant or tree glow, however, is open to debate.

Sincerely,

Paul Panks


The glowing part is probably doable with some fancy genetic engineering
(after all, if they can make glow in the dark rabbits....) the problem
is, that I don't think the water in the roots rises as you water the
plant.

Okay then, Weineretto.

Instead of running yer yap, just do it.

Otherwise, its all fanciful nonsense.


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Cereus-validus....... wrote:
Sure it is Zebo. Whatever you say, babe.

How to do it may be open to debate but since you are such a master
dabater,
you should come up with something.


Well this is where you start:
http://www.luxbiotech.com/Products/GFP.htm

Oh, you were asleep when they discussed GFP in genetics class? Here,
catch up (most effective if you have the image column clicked ON):
http://a9.com/gfp%20bunny%20
http://a9.com/gfp%20pig
http://a9.com/gfp%20fish



The same way a lethal dose of radiation can give you super-human powers.

Did you know that urine is fluorescent?


"z" wrote in message
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wrote:
What we need is a device that illuminates a plant or tree to the
degree in which it receives an amount of water. For example, as
the plant or tree is being watered, the outside surface of the tree
will 'glow' with a purple phosphorus as the water level within the
plant's roots rises. When sufficient water has been given to the
plant,
the entire plant itself will then glow with an amber phosphorus --
indicating enough water has been given.

How to make the plant or tree glow, however, is open to debate.

Sincerely,

Paul Panks


The glowing part is probably doable with some fancy genetic engineering
(after all, if they can make glow in the dark rabbits....) the problem
is, that I don't think the water in the roots rises as you water the
plant.

Cereus-validus....... wrote:
Okay then, Weineretto.

Instead of running yer yap, just do it.

Sigh. Like the man said:

"'Transpirational Pull Theory'. Basically, the roots, trunk, twigs,
leaves are all constantly filled with water."

So, you'd be devising an indicator for something that never happens. I
don't think I'll put that number one priority on my list.

Come on smartass,

Find some way to make it happen, then you can make a fortune selling your
glow in the dark, transcendental peter pulling machine!!!! Why not put a
sock your turgid twig?


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Cereus-validus....... wrote:
Okay then, Weineretto.

Instead of running yer yap, just do it.

Sigh. Like the man said:

"'Transpirational Pull Theory'. Basically, the roots, trunk, twigs,
leaves are all constantly filled with water."

So, you'd be devising an indicator for something that never happens. I
don't think I'll put that number one priority on my list.

Cereus-validus....... wrote:
Why not put a
sock your turgid twig?

Ahh, poetry.

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Cereus-validus....... wrote:
Why not put a
sock your turgid twig?

Ahh, poetry.

Yes, he does have a wonderfully inspiring way with words, doesn't he?
Murri

Caught you napping, Lardy Fingerfarkle!!!


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Cereus-validus....... wrote:
Why not put a
sock your turgid twig?

Ahh, poetry.

Yes, he does have a wonderfully inspiring way with words, doesn't he?
Murri

Go slurp Oleander juice.
Murri

"Cereus-validus......." wrote in message
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Caught you napping, Lardy Fingerfarkle!!!


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Cereus-validus....... wrote:
Why not put a
sock your turgid twig?

Ahh, poetry.

Yes, he does have a wonderfully inspiring way with words, doesn't he?
Murri