There was an old lady named Iris
Who succumbed to a bad bonsai virus.
She wore out her car
Buying plants near and far,
From a crabapple tree to papyrus.

Iris

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wrote:

She wore out her car
Buying plants near and far,
From a crabapple tree to papyrus.

Though it's not especially bawdy, I'm sure the Good Doctor A. would have
loved it!


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G

--- wrote:
There was an old lady named Iris
Who succumbed to a bad bonsai virus.
She wore out her car
Buying plants near and far,
From a crabapple tree to papyrus.

Iris


A haikumatic 2000 had Hud
Impossible to nip in the bud
Then he went a way
For many a day
And his system rusts in the mud

Can it really be THAT long ago?

Kits


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"Expectations are resentments under construction."

Anne Lamott

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Haikumatic goes back much further than 2000. It was already an
establishment when I joined IBC in 1997.
Alan Walker
http://bonsai-bci.com http://LCBSBonsai.org


-----Original Message-----
--- wrote:
There was an old lady named Iris
Who succumbed to a bad bonsai virus.
She wore out her car
Buying plants near and far,
From a crabapple tree to papyrus.
Iris
From: Kitsune Miko
A haikumatic 2000 had Hud
Impossible to nip in the bud
Then he went a way
For many a day
And his system rusts in the mud

Can it really be THAT long ago?

Kits
****
"Expectations are resentments under construction." Anne Lamott

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Hud called it the haikumatic 2000 at one point. This
was some time before the millenium so it could be
1997. He had one haiku about grasshopper spit that I
wish I had today.

Kits
--- Alan Walker wrote:
Haikumatic goes back much further than 2000. It was
already an
establishment when I joined IBC in 1997.
Alan Walker
http://bonsai-bci.com http://LCBSBonsai.org


-----Original Message-----
--- wrote:
There was an old lady named Iris
Who succumbed to a bad bonsai virus.
She wore out her car
Buying plants near and far,
From a crabapple tree to papyrus.
Iris
From: Kitsune Miko
A haikumatic 2000 had Hud
Impossible to nip in the bud
Then he went a way
For many a day
And his system rusts in the mud

Can it really be THAT long ago?

Kits
****
"Expectations are resentments under construction."
Anne Lamott


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Castillo++++

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"Expectations are resentments under construction."

Anne Lamott

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