You leave your boots outside and stand them up to reduce the chance of a
nasty (spider etc) crawling in over night: right? You shake them before
putting them on just in case and all will be well: right?

Except when they become a display platform for small birds who sit on the
edge. Apparently they face outwards to attract their mate, shoo off their
rival etc and their squitter therefore points inside. So guess where they
squit. Ain't nature grand.

David

Stop your complaining.
They could have been as big as emu's
Put a coupla stakes in the ground, and turn your boots upside down on those
Or cover em with a plastic bag.
PS please explain Whats a squitter?


"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
...
You leave your boots outside and stand them up to reduce the chance of a
nasty (spider etc) crawling in over night: right? You shake them before
putting them on just in case and all will be well: right?

Except when they become a display platform for small birds who sit on the
edge. Apparently they face outwards to attract their mate, shoo off their
rival etc and their squitter therefore points inside. So guess where they
squit. Ain't nature grand.

David

David Hare-Scott wrote:
You leave your boots outside and stand them up to reduce the chance of a
nasty (spider etc) crawling in over night: right? You shake them before
putting them on just in case and all will be well: right?

Except when they become a display platform for small birds who sit on
the edge. Apparently they face outwards to attract their mate, shoo off
their rival etc and their squitter therefore points inside. So guess
where they squit. Ain't nature grand.

David

Heh - sh*t happens

--
Anne Chambers
South Australia
anne dot chambers at bigpond dot com

Jonno wrote:
Stop your complaining.
They could have been as big as emu's
Put a coupla stakes in the ground, and turn your boots upside down on those
Or cover em with a plastic bag.
PS please explain Whats a squitter?


"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
...
You leave your boots outside and stand them up to reduce the chance of
a nasty (spider etc) crawling in over night: right? You shake them
before putting them on just in case and all will be well: right?

Except when they become a display platform for small birds who sit on
the edge. Apparently they face outwards to attract their mate, shoo
off their rival etc and their squitter therefore points inside. So
guess where they squit. Ain't nature grand.

David

The animals exit vent

"atec7 7" ""atec77\"@ hotmail.com" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
Stop your complaining.
They could have been as big as emu's
Put a coupla stakes in the ground, and turn your boots upside down on
those
Or cover em with a plastic bag.
PS please explain Whats a squitter?


"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
...
You leave your boots outside and stand them up to reduce the chance of a
nasty (spider etc) crawling in over night: right? You shake them before
putting them on just in case and all will be well: right?

Except when they become a display platform for small birds who sit on
the edge. Apparently they face outwards to attract their mate, shoo off
their rival etc and their squitter therefore points inside. So guess
where they squit. Ain't nature grand.

David

The animals exit vent

Looks like the end of it you say?
I thought it it was a sqautter.
Having a squit.
No that would be squitter having a squat.
I'm almost convinced it would be easier to bring those boots inside.
Then you wouldnt need to worry about one nasty or another, or even have to
alert others to the norml behaviour of crazy critters that should have been
obvious....

"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
...
You leave your boots outside and stand them up to reduce the chance of a
nasty (spider etc) crawling in over night: right? You shake them before
putting them on just in case and all will be well: right?

Except when they become a display platform for small birds who sit on the
edge. Apparently they face outwards to attract their mate, shoo off their
rival etc and their squitter therefore points inside. So guess where they
squit. Ain't nature grand.

LOL. Moral of the story is to always take your boots inside. We do.

On 26/05/2010 10:58 AM, FarmI wrote:
"David wrote in message
...
You leave your boots outside and stand them up to reduce the chance of a
nasty (spider etc) crawling in over night: right? You shake them before
putting them on just in case and all will be well: right?

Except when they become a display platform for small birds who sit on the
edge. Apparently they face outwards to attract their mate, shoo off their
rival etc and their squitter therefore points inside. So guess where they
squit. Ain't nature grand.

LOL. Moral of the story is to always take your boots inside. We do.
No sh**? Its quite obvious.
Jonno's right again

On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 23:38:45 +0000, PC wrote:

No sh**? Its quite obvious.

That is the question.