12-09-2013, 10:42 PM
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OT I've been baned from Tesco
On 10/09/2013 19:57, Jake wrote:
On 9 Sep 2013 22:52:05 GMT, Victoria Conlan wrote:
wrote:
I was also at Tesco the other day, and I saw a dog licking his privates. I
said to his owner "I wish I could do that"
The owner said "Give him one of Davids biscuits and he will let you"
Now that is an old quote from Churchill
I know David said he's retired, but I didn't realise he was pals with
Chuchill ...
That's the real reason he was banned - standing in the entrance
smoking a fat cigar in defiance of their no-smoking policy (which
doesn't apply to certain pork and fish products I notice).
The pork and fish products were involved in smoking but they've been
cured now
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