"David Hill" wrote in message
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I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish
Setter's bottom and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco..


Brilliant David, a good giggle :-)

Bill