Jim said:

Eggs Zachtly wrote:

james said:

There are several douglas fir trees in my lawn that keeps dropping pine
cones. There is no machine to remove them from the lawn; it requires manual
labor.

Is there some fertilizer I can feed the tree to make it drop fewer cones?

LOL

good usenet.

It was the funniest post I've seen on here in years. =)
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Eggs

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?