"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
...

It is slightly over 2 years since I posted this, and it feels
relevant again :-(

Spring ain't sprung, the grass ain't riz,
I wonder where the birdies is.
There ain't no little birdies 'cos,
Their little balls is bloody froz.

Hmm. I'm sure you know that they don't have 'em ...

Mary