17-10-2007, 06:40 AM
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First recorded activity by GardenBanter: May 2007
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Perfect Stripes & lawnwower manouvre
But, hardly original...
Dave
"newsreader-Durham" wrote in message
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Two words protruded from the omeletive reply: anal-retentive.
Irony enough to loosen a lug nut!
Chris in Durham
"Eggs Zachtly" wrote in message
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GreenLineDesign said:
-Im a currently proposing to design a lawnmower that functions both
forwards and backwards to guarentee the perfect linear structure on
lawn cutting.
Noone but golf courses and anal-retentive homeowners give a shit if their
turf is "striped". Any reel mower will accomplish this. You going to
invent
the reel mower? LMFAO!
-This process will hopefully allieviate the manouverability of the
lawnmower at the end of the lines,
Oh, that's just great. Let's "alleviate the maneuverability" of a lawn
mower. Dumbass, you just said you're going to make it more difficult.
1. Learn to spell.
2. Learn what the "big words" mean, before you attempt to use them.
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Alleviate:
Function: transitive verb
relieve, lessen : as
a: to make (as suffering) more bearable her sympathy alleviated his
distress
b: to partially remove or correct measures taken to alleviate a labor
shortage
http://m-w.com/dictionary/alleviate
Maneuver
Function: intransitive verb
1 a: to perform a movement in military or naval tactics in order to
secure
an advantage b: to make a series of changes in direction and position for
a
specific purpose2: to use stratagems : scheme
transitive verb
1: to cause to execute tactical movements
2: to manage into or out of a position or condition : manipulate
3 a: to guide with adroitness and design
b: to bring about or secure as a result of skillful management
¡X ma¡Pneu¡Pver¡Pabil¡Pi¡Pty \ noun
http://m-w.com/dictionary/maneuverability
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which can often be a clumbersome task!
Bullshit. You push down on the handle, turn, and set the deck back down.
How ****ing hard is that?
-If anybody has any thoughts on this, or similar problems etc. please
let me know! all your additions will be greatfully recieved and help my
progression in my design!
Forget about inventing a lawn more that's more difficult to use, for the
sole purpose of "striping" a lawn. Your time would be better spent taking
some remedial courses in English.
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Eggs
- If I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened
bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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