Plague of snails.
The contents of my wife's handbag would easily fill a small removal van.
--
Martin
My wife once asked me to get something out of her handbag, I swear I could
hear voices in the distance shouting "Help - is there anyone there!" So now
I take precautions and always open her bag while wearing a safety line...
can't be too careful. I think it is a portal into another galaxy.
David.
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