On 4/6/05 0:15, in article ,
"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote:

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from Sacha contains these words:

'My Man' is oft heard in Norfolk and Suffolk.

Ah but they're very posh counties, and butlers and valets abound! ;-)

Things aren't the same since the war, y'know. Just can't get the staff, what?

Why, for a couple of months I've been advertising locally for a Saturday
Boy, and no-one's even *ASKED* about the prestigious position.

(See http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ad/ )

True, I don't provide a livery, d'you think I should?

I'm sure that's where you're going wrong. ;-) Breeches and gaiters and a
collarless shirt, plus free straw for the chewing of, are the minimum
requirements. ;-)
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Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
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