On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:35:09 GMT, "JennyC" wrote:


"martin" wrote
KLM offered packets of peanuts labeled

PEANUTS
CONTENTS: MIXED NUTS

Here's a list..............

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of
the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?

Jenny :~)

I think I'll give up raisins for lent :-)

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad