Two frogs mating in one of our garden ponds this morning. This is very
early -

You mean to say you watched? I trust you leave 'your' bedroom curtains
open
;-}

I'm not sure the frogs would have minded, bearing in mind that in a couple
of weeks it will look like the frog equivalent of an indoor swimming pool at
a Roman orgy!

Why don't you video it, and set up a 'frog porn' web site? "For those who
like a good jump".

Andrew