Stupid city-boy of a very over-protective mother....
You wouldn't know humer if it bit you there....

"Jonathan Ball" wrote in message
501's fit me and I don't need to worry about getting ceratin equipment
caught in the zipper. God, it hurts just to think about it because you
look
down see what you have done and know you now have to jerk the zipper
back
down to free the poor soul.

Stupid redneck. You ought to wear underwear.