On Sat, 07 Mar 2015 07:26:52 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Fri, 06 Mar 2015 22:32:54 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

To hold their headset. Why did they wear lifejackets?

In case they missed the target so they could swim to shore and detonate correctly.

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An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then said, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."